Skateboard Tricks and How They Came To Be Named
As long as there have been skateboards there have been skateboard tricks. For skateboard enthusiasts it’s not enough to attach wheels to places God never intended them to be attached to, there must also be some acrobatics involved. Within the skateboard community tricks are not only named to identify the trick but the particular names are also useful to give to emergency medical personnel so that they can more quickly ascertain the location of broken bones after a mishap. When a trick goes awry time is of the essence, and if a downed pavement surfer is in need of attention, knowing their attempted maneuver will result in a quick prognosis.
The Rock and Roll, Nose Grind and Ollie skateboard tricks are just three of the maneuvers we will deal with in this article.
The Rock and Roll maneuver
The skateboarder starts this trick off on the edge of the deep end of an empty swimming pool. The asphalt astronaut launches off the edge of the pool and travels down the wall whereby he gains enough speed to make it up the opposite wall. When the fool, I mean skateboarder, reaches the other side they are to balance on the edge for just a moment and then head back down. It is at this moment in the trick where the Rock and Roll skateboard trick claims most of its victims
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OK, another one of my crackpot theories on where the original Obama birth certificate is.
As Ann Dunham is carrying her 2 day old infant son, Baraak, out of the hospital they run into Elvis Presley, who was on his way in because of a gyrating hip injury he suffered on the set of Blue Hawaii. Ann, scrambling for a piece of paper to get an autograph, grabs the birth certificate. After Elvis signs it Ann faints.
Check out some of my other theories in The Top 7 Theories as To Where the Original Obama Birth Certificate Is
Even some Obama Birth Certificate Haiku
Chris Matthews weighs in on the obama birth certificate controversy
The arguments over the obama birth certificate are endless –
Rand Paul’s Top Six Reasons to Worship Aqua Buddha
So, not only is Rand Paul a politician, he’s also a comedian. Rand got in a good zinger against Newt Gingrich at the Congressional Correspondents’ Dinner last Wednesday. Since it appears to me that Newt Gingrich’s strength is not comedy I thought I would help him out a little.
Reason #6Christmas, and the pressure it puts on parents to rack up credit card debt, is nonexistent. On the celebration of Aqua Buddha’s day of birth, followers share a bowl of soup with loved ones. To further lessen the stress of this major holiday, followers in recent years have dropped the requirement that the soup be homemade.
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The Top 7 Theories as to Where the Original Obama Birth Certificate Is
The Obama birth certificate is in the news again(has it ever been out of the news?). Donald Trump has spent the last month or so raising doubts about the obama birth certificate on several talk shows.
It seems everybody has their theories as to where the Obama birth certificate is and here are the top seven I’ve heard that seem like they could be valid.
Theory Number 1
Before his 1962 Punch Bowl concert in the Hawaii Department of Health fellowship hall, a half-baked Don Ho, who had a gigantic Hawaiian blunt in his mouth, apparently tripped and fell while he was dressing in the records room. The fire that ensued destroyed the whole third floor.
Theory Number 2
The Huffington Post compilation of the whole Obama birth certificate fiasco-http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/obama-birth-certificate